We are a literate, intermediate to advanced AU Transformers RPG Based off of the first season of TFP with dashes of other incarnations sprinkled here or there. Characters from any continuity are welcome however must be restyled to match the TFPrime universe.
Active, with ongoing plotlines, we are always willing to integrate new characters into storylines once incorporated into the setting.
Stark: meh. close enough 24 Oct 12, 08:06 PM Els: \o/ 24 Oct 12, 08:06 PM Moogle: 'normal' being a relative term 24 Oct 12, 08:05 PM Stark: -is normal and healthy again at expense of Lat's hide- Sup everyone? 24 Oct 12, 08:05 PM Sol: lol 24 Oct 12, 08:05 PM Moogle: ..... slag, apparently the bottles of beer are self-regenerating 24 Oct 12, 08:05 PM Lat: *provides much healthy nutrients for zombie stark* 24 Oct 12, 08:05 PM Moogle: Take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall! 24 Oct 12, 08:04 PM Clutch: -sends zombie skyquake to go hangout with zombie stark so they can be zombie buddies- 24 Oct 12, 08:04 PM Lat: *is chewed on* 24 Oct 12, 08:04 PM Stark: Angry Zombie Stark: -leaps on Lat and chews on- 24 Oct 12, 08:04 PM Sol: *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer... 24 Oct 12, 08:04 PM Lat: ACK! Fuuuuuuuuuuu! 24 Oct 12, 08:03 PM Stark: Angry Zombie Stark: HISSSSSSSSSSSSS! 24 Oct 12, 08:03 PM Els: D: 24 Oct 12, 08:03 PM Lat: *notices twitching, bashes the body wit hthe shovel* Bad corpse. 24 Oct 12, 08:02 PM Els: I think it's working, Moogs 24 Oct 12, 08:02 PM Stark: -twitches- 24 Oct 12, 08:01 PM Moogle: Sixteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! / 24 Oct 12, 08:01 PM Sol: Anyone know any grave digging songs? 24 Oct 12, 08:01 PM Aster: I dunno...I don't think we're gonna be able to puppet through Stark playing OP. 24 Oct 12, 08:00 PM Aster: :has seen it!: 24 Oct 12, 08:00 PM Lat: *grabs another shovel* Yep, time to bury it. 24 Oct 12, 07:59 PM Stark: -still ded- 24 Oct 12, 07:58 PM Moogle: Which I think is enough to get the basic idea. 24 Oct 12, 07:58 PM Moogle: I've... seen the cover. 24 Oct 12, 07:58 PM Clutch: -gets sunglasses and some fishing line- wait a minute. Who here as see Weekend At Bernie's? 24 Oct 12, 07:57 PM Aster: :sniff: 24 Oct 12, 07:57 PM Aster: :gives it a bitty plushie of Ponycade to hold: 24 Oct 12, 07:57 PM Sol: *starts digging a hole* 24 Oct 12, 07:56 PM Moogle: *dresses it up in poofy dresses* 24 Oct 12, 07:56 PM Sol: *grabs a shovel* Well, I guess we can fix one problem. 24 Oct 12, 07:55 PM Lat: So many people, so little talk... plus the corpse of ded stark is still here... 24 Oct 12, 07:51 PM Sol: *devious eyes* 24 Oct 12, 07:50 PM Clutch: To be fair Aster, there could have been worse things happeining 24 Oct 12, 07:50 PM Lat: I have VIDEO EVIDENCE! IT HAPPENED! 24 Oct 12, 07:50 PM Aster: ;P 24 Oct 12, 07:50 PM Sol: *dies laughing* 24 Oct 12, 07:49 PM Aster: Honestly. 24 Oct 12, 07:49 PM Aster: ...and you're kissing Stark's corpse. 24 Oct 12, 07:49 PM Aster: ...I leave you guys alone for FIVE MINUTES.... 24 Oct 12, 07:49 PM Sol: *puckers lips* 24 Oct 12, 07:49 PM Lat: *readies video camera* Have at it. ^)^ 24 Oct 12, 07:48 PM Sol: Okay nothing working here, time for mouth-to-mouth. 24 Oct 12, 07:48 PM Moogle: *takes pictures of Flat Stark in different landmarks all over the world* 24 Oct 12, 07:47 PM Stark: X___X -flat stark- 24 Oct 12, 07:46 PM Lat: Uh... I don't think... aww what the hell. Banzai! 24 Oct 12, 07:46 PM Sol: *rubs panels* CLEAR! 24 Oct 12, 07:46 PM Els: -pounce of resurrection!- 24 Oct 12, 07:45 PM Moogle: STARKPILE 24 Oct 12, 07:45 PM Sol: FLOP ON STARK, PEEPS! 24 Oct 12, 07:45 PM Moogle: stark! *pounce* 24 Oct 12, 07:44 PM Lat: *pats Stark corpse* 24 Oct 12, 07:44 PM Clutch: -video tapes for science reasons- 24 Oct 12, 07:43 PM Sol: *makes to do CPR* 24 Oct 12, 07:43 PM Els: -pets- :3 24 Oct 12, 07:43 PM Stark: -flops ded-
[×] [o] Lat: *facedesks but keeps laughing* 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Muse: That got even got me! XD 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Stark: -being on fire is preferable- 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Stark: -is burning- 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Muse: I....XDDDD 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Stark: -nopes into the sun again- 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Muse: XDDDDD 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Muse: !!!!!!! 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Stark: nope 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] Stark: oh god 9 Jan 13, 03:38 PM [×] [o] CAG: Every time he goes into a tunnel it's SIGNIFICANT 9 Jan 13, 03:37 PM [×] [o] Muse: WooooOOOOOOoooo~~! 9 Jan 13, 03:37 PM [×] [o] Lat: *is silently cracking up* 9 Jan 13, 03:37 PM [×] [o] CAG: ALL ABOARD THE LOVE TRAIN 9 Jan 13, 03:37 PM Muse: back that aft up gasket! Chugha-chuga! 9 Jan 13, 03:37 PM CAG: Yes 9 Jan 13, 03:37 PM Lat: 9 Jan 13, 03:37 PM Stark: its okay, we all know Gasket is obviously the hottest one in the line up
Cbox got weird tonight. I accept full responsibility for the madness. Read from bottom up.
Tonight We Ship In Hell
Potential: But there is no way in hell I am going to continue that.
Potential: xD Exactly.
Toggs: My eyes glazed over after the word "supple"
The Housinator: *is impressed*
Hoss: nnNOOOOPE that got weird.
Potential: *is shot repeatedly*
Potential: "He needed legs like a deer, supple and strong and taught, rippling with the power and grace that would augment what little masculinity he had. The chair was not nearly small enough for his shapely, stout form, with which he could spin around to face the lovely, equally shapely femme he was with." <---THAT is how you write a shipfic.
Potential: Watch. This.
Potential: Also: you said you're trying to write like a ship fic?
Hoss: baby got back xD
Toggs: Drumsticks with feet attatched
Toggs: Those thighs man
Hoss: Drift legs, basically.
The Housinator: Hey man. I can totally do this. *flounces*
Hoss: you need to stop immediately xDD
Hoss: omfg.
Sol: *snort*
The Housinator: He needs long, shapely and graceful legs like a-a-a.....deer. -is trying to write like a shipping fic-
Hoss: their entire friendship/whatever is going to be just them throwing verbal insults at each other
The Housinator: oh snap!
Hoss: AAAYYY. xD
Hoss: H is wondering why he doesn't just get some longer legs
The Housinator: They're a big deal xD
The Housinator: Ergonomics man
The Housinator: He'd like to OH&S and request a chair meant for bots his size
Hoss: i died
The Housinator: It didn't quite work
Hoss: omg House ZZ trying to spin around xDD
Sol: I have read a story about Ironhide and Chromia's relationship, but there a heck of a lot other stuff going on too
Feldspar: Hey, Moon! *pushes tea under couch*
Moon: *hides under the couch*
Potential: Ugh. I hate romance-centric stories.
Feldspar: Absolutely agree with you, Sol!
Feldspar: A wild Felds appears! Toggs used snug. Felds used ... uh, hi Felds needs to breathe... *grin*
Sol: I can appreciate a developing relationship in a story but not always as the story
Toggs: /snugs the wild Felds/
Sol: I agree completely.
Feldspar: *looks up, agrees about the form of fanfic writers* goes back to a tag.
Zercon: ...are we not a form of fanfic writers?... though I agree. We are all fragging insane. ;D
The Housinator: I question the sanity of most fanfic writers, period
Potential: What is with the ungodly amount of shipfics?
Potential: To be honest, I question the sanity of most fanfic writers in this fandom.
The Housinator: *ponders other crack House has written*
Hoss: i know the feels
The Housinator: ayup
Toggs: a forehead decoration is what you choose to fixate upon
Toggs: Really
Toggs: Like really
Toggs: And chevrons, for some reason
Hoss: vvv that
Sol: huh
The Housinator: Just his door-wings because fandom loves to wax poetic about them like they're their own damn entity
The Housinator: As far as strange pairings go, I've shipped Jazz with Prowl's door-wings
Sol: I have read a few dozzies
The Housinator: *winces. Has plumbed the depths of this fandom and gone many dark places*
Sol: That's a strange pairing as far as my knowledge goes
Toggs: Not even in this fandom alone
Toggs: It's not even the weirdest ship out there man
Sol:
The Housinator: Ello Sol. Join the madness as we try to figure out how to ship Zoom-Zoom and Red Alert's security system
Sol: *pounces on peeps*
Potential: AND THEN THE NOTEBOOK
Potential: SECURITYxZZ THEY SHOULD WATCH TITANIC TOGETHER
Toggs: BECAUSE THEIR LOVE CAN NEVER BE
Potential: And then the security system gets infected by Dark Energon, and comes alive.
The Housinator: WHY SO COLD, RED
Toggs: Red's just gonna walk in one day, grab a datapad, say "No eloping with the equipment." before leaving
Potential: And maybe it's the only one he treats decently, too.
Potential: That's...actually quite adorable to think about.
The Housinator: Maybe he can just be weirdly affectionate with it. Talks to it and stuff when he's logged in. 'You're the only one who understands me!' Literally, since they're melding code and sharing processor space.
Potential: *coughcoughZoomZoomcoughcough*
Toggs: /snort/ It'll happen if someone manages to majorly comprimise the base's security.
Potential: Same here!
Zercon: Id pay to see that rant Toggs.
Potential: His jimmies would have maximum over-rustle.
Toggs: Seriously, don't break the security network if you like having functioning audios because you have not heard a rant until Red's gone off about his network
Potential: And then have ZZ imagine that Red's security system is actually a TF trapped in a security net because of how sophisticated it actually is.
Toggs: It's also his baby and if you break it's heart or ruin it's functionality HE WILL END YOU.
Toggs: Red's security system is very sophisticated
Toggs: /SNERK/
Hoss: omg. xD
Potential: You could get ZZ delirious and believe that Red's security system is speaking to him.
The Housinator: *buries self in shame*
The Housinator: .....because I'm crazy, I'm actually pondering how to ship ZZ/Red's security system
Toggs: "Are you even listening? Don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question."
The Housinator: xD
The Housinator: Ain't that how it always goes?
Toggs: Which means ZZ is still gonna get lectured XD
Toggs: However he disapproves of said holes being exploited before he was told of them.
Toggs: Red would be both ticked and somewhat grateful, because he appreciates those holes being pointed out to him
Hoss: H would like to interject here and state that she does not endorse the compromising of base security systems xD
The Housinator: -many times-
The Housinator: If he does anything, it'd only to be to point out any holes in it. After he's exploited them a few times
Potential: SNIPPY SNIPPY >D
Potential: House, get the wire cutters. I will draw out Red myself. *grabs something vital to the base security system*
Toggs: If ZZ messes with his stuff there will be blood
Hoss: ehehe
Toggs: yess
Toggs: And House
The Housinator: I'd like to raise the point that ZZ is currently getting intimately acquainted with Red's security system. Methinks it's a cause of concern somewhere down the line.
Toggs: that "You mind telling me what I'm looking at." expression tho
Toggs: which is always
Toggs: What happens when Red sees what you did there
Rumi: And Lex, Thana is over here thinking "Ah crap, what weapon did I use? i just jumped on teh first thing available... Lex:Thana: The big one, sir. Silas: Works for me. Rumi:Thana: It went boom and everything. Lex:Silas: Best report ever. Smokenado: XD XD
House: Thought: Bulk + Wheeljack: Amica Endura? Because I'm always up for making Wheeljack sulk about Bulk Lex: god I was looking aside just as I read that and read it as Bulk + Wheeljack + Amelia Earhart House: Sure, why not? Moon: ..... Arright then. Moon: XD! House: Throw in a bit of time travel and spatial displacement Lex: she didn't disappear she's just chillin with the wreckers now, being all badass House: new head canon Lex: ACCEPTED
Wheeljack and Swords
House: -slides past, giggles at Fort Max- Lex: XD House: -headspace!Wheeljack is babbling all sorta things but none of them make a lick of sense to him either /is off again- Lex: XD XD Lex: Babble is good! XD House: well, er you see, er. Mayhem, destruction, good, yes? House: sword. sword. because, i mean. why not? Lex: XD Lex: Because sword is totally a legitimate answer XD Nnja: so is "SCIENCE" House: in wheeljack's world, a sword is a totally legit answer Lex: Science! is too, for sure <3 House: why did you stab this thing? cuz i could. sword House: stabbity stab Nnja: if it moves, kill it. If it doesnt move, kill it anyway Lex: "What is your proposal for world peace." "Sword." Lex: "How do I get that bottle off the high shel-" "Sword.:" Nnja: "coffee or tea?" House: "This computer isnt workin- sword" Lex: XD Nnja: "are those real?" Sword House: xD Potential: "Does this make me look fat?" "SWORD!" Lex: "What is the meaning of life?" "Sword." Potential: As a dead vehicon falls over with a katana through its face. House: My headspace!Wheeljack sorta shuffling away going, idk, just take the damn thing and don't ask questions. Or sword. Lex: XD Lex: Fort Max can live with that XD <3 House: Meanwhile, Bulkhead's like, wtf, you never made anything like this for me Lex: XD House: 'Jack's just like, two words. Optimus Prime. -glares and sulks in a corner somewhere- Lex: Bwahaha! Ain't never gonna forgive Prime for stealing away his bro XD House: Nope. Nooooope. He's gonna be holding that one for a long time
The Best Ideas Toggs: Man, Wheeljack and Thunder need to blow things up together sometime House: @toggs: Wheeljack's current blowing things up partner is Fort Max. MAYBE WE SHOULD SEND ALL THREE SOMEWHERE. THIS CAN'T GO WRONG Toggs: Re: House - this is the most safe, foolproof plan in which nothing could possibly go wrong. I am all for it XD Lex: and oh god Lex: Wheeljack, THunder, and Max Lex: Somebody is coming home in a body bag XD House: ....ZZ Lex: XD Lex: I was just about to add, or a small cardboard shoe box XD House: Between Wheeljack, Thunder and Max....would Wheeljack be the voice of reason in that particular trio? because if so, they're screwed Lex: oh god Lex: he might be Lex: worlds colliding Lex: days of rapture Potential: At least they're not drunk, right? Lex: dogs and cats living together! Mass insanity! Toggs: All the buttons will be pushed Potential: The question is, who's pushing who's buttons? Toggs: Thunder pushing everyone's buttons House: the convicts are so nuts, even Wheeljack feels the odd urge to be responsible when he's around them. House: then he looks at himself, like wtf. Where did that come from? Lex: XD Toggs: You know you're nuts when a wrecker does a double take and wonders what the hell you're doing
Red Alert, base dad
Toggs: ---oh jeez, poor Max Lex: XD Toggs: I like how both Red and Ratchet are just quietly thinking "Aw hell" Lex: I got a chuckle to myself over that too XD Toggs: Actually, as of this tag, Red's thinking "--oh god he said the G word" Lex: Both are like, well, this is gonna end in tears Lex: that baaaad word! Lex: next to the O word Lex: *types a tag for Jackie for maximum mood whiplash, bwaha* House: where's a ZZ when you need one to poke at Fort Max's trauma with a sharp stick? Toggs: ZZ no Toggs: Red will Son I am Disappoint face at you so hard Toggs: then ground you Toggs: ...what's left of you Toggs: because Max will kill murder you so hard House: XD XD Lex: *dies XD* Lex: Never change, ZZ XD Especially from alive to dead XD Toggs: Somehow Red has turned into everyone's extremely worried dad Lex: *hugs him awwww* Lex: With all the parental worries attached
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On Megatron's Attention Span *slight edit for comedy*
Krax: all the femmes to bond with! Potential: My question is, is this actually gonna make him a better boss when he snaps out of it? Krax: then studiously ignored once his mind has stitched back together Potential: My question answered. xD Lex: *dies*
Red Alert, base dad, part 2 In which Toggs elaborates some more on the Omega base family dynamics
Toggs: OP is totally base dad Toggs: Red is Overprotective dad Toggs: Op is the one people refer to when they shout at Red "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD." House: Pffft House: ZZ would be the one to yell that at BOTH of them Toggs: Seriously, Red's interactions with all the people he's yelled at so far are like parent child clashes Moon: fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/212/c/d/not_gonna_by_the_starhorse-d6g3gxa.jpg Zercon: hahhhh House: <3 Starhorse Toggs: With ZZ, it was a child getting lectured for misbehaving. With Jack, it was a teenager getting yelled at for breaking curfew and generally being a troublemaker. With Max, it was a dad having a convo with his full grown son who makes decisions he vehemently disagrees with House: -dies- House: IS SO TRUE Toggs: "YOU'RE GROUNDED." "NO ALLOWANCE." and " I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS" respectively Toggs: Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take, he'll be watching you and frowning in disapproval
Rumi: XD Omg Fort Max "This is not a Miko." Like she's a species. Lex: Miko is her own sub-species Lex: of one XD Lex: unique specimen! Moon: Karmicus explodicus. That's Miko. Rumi: XD Hey, she resembles that. Lex: Minimus Wreckimus Moon: At some point Rook's gonna call her a 'Wrecker' like it's a dirty word. To probably the entirely opposite effect. Rumi: She'll be like FINALLY Rumi: The rest of the base will be like WHY DID YOU ENCOURAGE HER, ROOK? Moon: At that point he just nopetopuses away. Nope. Lex: He'll mean it as a chastisement, and she'll be like WOO HOO, OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION Amanra: the sound of all autobots simoltaneously face palming was so loud it blew out Megatron's audio sensors Amanra: he was on the Nemesis, 300 miles away Moon: XD! Rumi: XDDD Rumi: Meg: *looks up* I felt a cry..as if a hundred Autobots suddenly cried out and were silenced by the exuberance of a teenage girl............good. Moon: *dies XD* Amanra: pfffffffffffff Lex: omg XDDD
The scary Romance Chicken game Idea: Playing chicken but with romance.
Rumi: According to the Japanese version, Airachnid is playing that game with Jack XD Lex: FFFTTTT XD Lex: japanese translated Airachnid is great XD Potential: She's worse than the English version. Lex: Rou so needs to play the romantic chicken game sometime XD <3 Rumi: XDDD Lex: bring the riding crop Lex: oh plz XD Rumi: Rou: Lessee *looks at Ghost* too boring, *at Shockwave* very boring *at Soundwave* I don't even. *at Flatline* Ew. *Knockout* Prettier than me. *Breakdown* Will consider it. *Pyro Tech* Pssssycho. *at Dart* ...Maybe. *at Megatron* ............I dun wanna play this game no more. Potential: Rou and Deuce. That is all. Lex: ROU AND DEUCE Lex: WE HAVE A MATCH XD Moon: Somehow Megs ends up with the riding crop and a shoulder (bird)devil telling him, "Oh, you do this aaaaall the time, go for it >D" Rumi: *dies* MOOON Moon: I DID NOTHING I'M INNOCENT. Lex: XD XD XD Potential: Oh God, Moon, Moon no xD
Starscream was behind everything, no one is surprised:
Lex: Annnd tag to Overload! <3 Housinator: SCREEE Zercon: -scrambles- Lex: X3 <3 Lex: also I nearly posted that as Starscream Lex: which is hilarious Housinator: XDDDD Lex: Starscream: YES! 'TWAS I THAT DROVE YOUR TANK ASTRAY! HA HA HA! Housinator: -DEAD- Moon: *dies XD* Rumi: XDDDD
Last Edit: Sept 19, 2014 0:25:26 GMT -5 by Deleted
Zercon and I watched AOE. Or rather, Zercon watched it, I pointed and laughed at her. Much of abuse of caps lock was had. Needless to say, spoilers under the cut.
Zercon: Zercon: Is... is he flying?... House: OP SETS OFF LOCKDOWN'S GRENADE. COOL. OH, WAIT. YEAH, HE CAN FLY, LET'S REMEMBER THAT House: ALSO Zercon: gbWRFTHWRTHfvbqwrefg House: ALSO House: ALSO House: BUMBLEBEE WAS STILL DOWN THERE Zercon: BAHAHAHHAH House: MOTHERFUCKER BLEW UP BUMBLEBEE Zercon: 'BYE SUCKER' Zercon: I am so bothered man oh my god Zercon: and now dinobots free on earth Zercon: WEE House: EVERYTHING IS FINE GUYS Zercon: HI TELEPORTING BUMBLEBEE House: MEGATRON IS FREE ON EARTH House: LOCKDOWN'S SHIP IS JUST FLOATING AROUND Zercon: INSPERATING OPTIMUS SPEACH Zercon: FGVDAFDG FD House: BUT NO WORRIES. EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE Zercon: OMG ONE STAR IS HIS SOUL OMG WHAT ARE THE WRITERS SMOKING Zercon: AND VROOM HE FLIE SOFF House: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE Zercon: WHAT NOW HES VENGEFUL ON HSI CREATORS!? WTF XD Zercon: the star bit SLAYS me House: HEY. HIS CREATORS WERE THE ONES BEHIND LOCKDOWN. SO YEAH. THEY HAVE A BOUNTY OF HIS HEAD House: SO LET'S FLY RIGHT AT THEM House: IT'LL BE FINE Zercon: I am so pissed about the flying though Zercon: 4 movies in right? SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS House: He could fly since the second movie though Zercon: wait I dont remember him flying in the others House: Jetfire sacrifices himself in the second one Zercon: THATS RIGHT House: But this one, it's just inbuilt into him House: instead of the seperate thing Zercon: -wheeze- Zercon: oh god my soul; hurts House Zercon: Why did I watch that