We are a literate, intermediate to advanced AU Transformers RPG Based off of the first season of TFP with dashes of other incarnations sprinkled here or there. Characters from any continuity are welcome however must be restyled to match the TFPrime universe.
Active, with ongoing plotlines, we are always willing to integrate new characters into storylines once incorporated into the setting.
Bee vs Smokey: THE RACE: THE DEBATE: THE BATTLE: THE GAME(?) (read from top to bottom)
Housinator: *is totes not looking up Bee's and Smokey's alt specs right now* Housinator: Bee, buddy, you're sitting at anything from 3.9 to 5.8 seconds to go from 0-60mph while Smokey's a nice 2.8-3.1 seconds
Ren: -returns from afk- See yeah that'd count if they weren't ALIEN ROBOTS.
Rave: Still betting on Bee
Ulti: Sparklight calls dibs on being Bee's pit crew
Housinator: XD yeah, but i imagine it'd still help if Smokey's alt mode has better aerodynamics than Bee's. Also, the admins insist on vehicles with real life counterparts specifically so that they can have specs to refer to
Ulti: YEAH REN
Ren: Ahah true. And awwyeh Spark <3
Ulti: The question now is
Ren: Smokey can win the race, but he wont win the pewpew fight that comes after the race >;3
Ulti: Wait nvm Ulti: XD
Housinator: the 2014 camaro's top speed is a hell of a lot lower than the mclaren as well 8] Housinator: so yeah Housinator: Smokey's got speed
Ren: yeah well Bee will punch him in the face >;C
Housinator: 8DDDD
Rave: xD
Ulti: XD
Housinator: you got 170mph, Smokey's has a nice 207 mph Housinator: soo enjoy that
Ren: Hello yes police this lunatic is going 207mph plz arrest him
Housinator: -DEAD-
Ren: -goes to watch cartoons-
Housinator: 8DD
Ulti: Bee purposely lets humans capture and discover transformers so he can win the race
Housinator: OMG Housinator: MECH swoops in all cuz of Bee
Ren: oh my god he'd never forgive himself :C
Ulti: Wait
Housinator: ....well, Zer was threatening to storm some threads on the random events account
Ulti: HOW WOULD BEE TELL THE POLICE?
Housinator: -dying-
Ulti: *beep boop*
Ren: EXACTLY
Ulti: Officer: the hell is this
Ren: lmfao
Housinator: XDDD
Ren: He'd draw them a really nice picture
Housinator: what, over the phone
Ulti: XD
Ren: YES
Ren: He'd text them
Rave: x3
Ulti: He gets Raf to do it for him and he's just whispering to him in beeps telling him what to say
Ren: Raf would so not be okay with that
Ulti: ITLL BE FINE
Housinator: iunno, Raf just asked him to drive through a park Housinator: who knows what that guy is capable of
Ulti: #rafgonecriminal
Ren: I am so not looking forward to what Rumi throws at me for when Bee does that Ren: Inc police
Housinator: Face it Ren, that baby is gonna be born in Bee's cabin
Ulti: Lol Ulti: The baby's first words will be 'BEEP'
Housinator: XD
Ren: -opens door, boots out paula, switches to root-mode, runs away screaming-
This wasn't in the box but is a continuation of the Smokescreen vs Bumblebee speed debate. The end verdict is that Ren's crew are slow compared to mine but are cuter and more beautiful. Which is okay, I guess, but it isn't going to help them win races ;D
Ren: I was curious and looked up KOs altmode... 203mph, even he's slower than Smokey. brb giving him an upgrade >8C House: -DEAD- House: i think I saw a website that said Bee reached 180mph Ren: BEE YOU SO SLOW House: but yeah, it seriously varied depending on where i went and i was annoyed that it just wasnt there on the manufacturer's website Ren: 4.2 seconds 0-60, knock out i am /ashamed/ Ren: Even the 2015 is only 203mph House: *dying* House: yup, Smokey gotta go fast Ren: THAT MEANS KO WOULD WIN AGAINST BEE Ren: Bee you suck House: OMGAWD -dying-
House: imma crawl off to bed House: but have fun Ren: Sleep well! <3 House: knowing that your guys are slow turtles compared to Smokescreen ;D Ren: WOWOWOWOWOWOOWW Ren: Bee is gonna deck Smokey House: XD House: I expect nothing less Ren: Ehehee House: OH BY THE WAY Ren: House: WHEELJACK TAKES 3.2 SECONDS House: TO GO 0-60 MPH Ren: BRB UPGRADIN MY LOSERS ALT MODES House: >:DDDDD House: this has been a good day Ren: ;') Ren: YOU MAY BE FASTER BUT MINE ARE CUTER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL House: even though I know Smokey's gonna get his ass whooped for it House: IT WAS WORTH IT Ren: Naw Bee's a good sport Ren: ..noooot House: DON'T FORGET SKYWARP CAN TELEPORT ;D Ren: GO TO BED
Last Edit: Jun 25, 2016 17:52:10 GMT -5 by Deleted
Kov: You'll be, like, the only group of Autobots to take down a prime by severe alcohol poisoning. Jazz: "Keep the high grade comin' " Kov: omg I read that in his voice, LOL Zercon: omg Optimus starts chuggin' unleaded gas. "NO, OP! YOU NEED DIESEL! DON'T BE SUICIDAL" Zercon: "My existance has become constantly chasing reprieve through highgrade induced ignorance." Kov: "Where did I go wrong!?" *hic* Jazz: i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/792/489/dbe.gif Zercon: oh my GOD
Kov: So now we know why Optimus was freaked out when Zoom-Zoom fell through his ceiling.
Zercon: -hangs on wall for collection- -room is a nightmare factory that noone knows about-
Kov: Me: "Yeah. Yeah he did."
Kov: It was. I remember watching it in the theater with my cousin, and she looked at me and said, "Wait. Did Optimus just say "Give me your face!?"
Zercon: Horrible XD
Kov: Bring back the whole "Give me your face" line of the second Bayverse movie
Kov: lol
Zercon: Bye everyone. Taking the Jackhammer and flying off. Prowl is in charge, good luck.
Kov: Holyyy.....
Ren: omg :C
Zercon: oh my //god//
Mist: Decepticons are so freaked out they sue for peace
Mist: Alternately, his head is so damaged his cranial processor is moved into his chest, and his torso is a giant face, windows are eyes, like Cars
Kov: XD
Mist: Nah, I like the Autobot frowny face better. Some poor mech turns up at Autobot base and is like, "Optimus Prime, sir! Thank goodness, I have an urgent report." Optimus turns, giant immutable frowny face. "What."
Zercon: thatd be terrifying
Kov: Or better yet! A giant smiley face!
Kov: Better yet, poor Prime loses his face and Ratchet has to make him a giant Autobot symbol to wear, ala Tarn.
Kov: Someday I will use that long running joke. When it feels right XD
Mist: It's getting to the point where the only sensible thing is to sterlise the planet and start over
Zercon: The other side of Optimus' face gets nailed and hes just so angry XD
Ren: ahah XD
Zercon: I would fragging DIE if that happened. I would laugh so hard
Kov: *Bee shoots Prime* "Bumblebee! We needed that!"
Kov: lol
Ren: Bahah that's why I asked which way he was facing, cos if it was into the room? He was so going to shoot Optimus again. XD;
Zercon: uhoh
Mist: ~cracks knuckles
Mist: Reply time
Kov: Runs over Raf. Splat. Goes flying out the main tunnel into the street...
Zercon: Optimus staring at the cieling all 'why me' sobbing internally
Kov: I sorta had this image that Bee would fire his blaster against the wall and push himself off and go flying back out into the main Console room XD
Last Edit: Nov 11, 2017 22:02:57 GMT -5 by Deleted