Ep. 0.5 - Walk-In - Closed
Apr 2, 2013 11:38:12 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2013 11:38:12 GMT -5
Oh Primus, Ratchet had walked directly into that one, weapons down and optics open, and he had no one to blame except himself. He would have rolled his optics ceiling-ward, but he was focused on disassembling the micro components of Jazz's knee joint, sweeping the tiny (and filthy) parts into a tray for transfer to the autoclave.
Well, in for a shanix. "THAT," he corrected Jazz, flicking a very light vibration deliberately along the other's strut, "wasn't kinky. If you want kinky, wait until I've stripped you to your protoform and left you like that for a rotation. Glitch."
Tink-tink-tink went the small parts, until the fluid lines were hanging free, jury rigged repairs disassembled, and the primary rotor joint decoupled from the struts, tumbling into Ratchet's palm. "Do NOT move," he told the other seriously. "I mean it. If I turn my back and find you trying to hobble anywhere on one leg, you won't be getting the other one back for a very long time." He swept the last of the parts up, fixed one more stern look and set of glyphs on Jazz, and took them to start cleaning.
"Your last medic," he added over his shoulder, "needs to be shot. I'm going to be rewiring that knee. As to Optimus, he's neither into toasters or sandwiches. Or medberths, unless I clamp him to them - which I'm sure you have plenty of vids of already - or unless he's slagged up his joints again, and believe me, I've rebuild HIS knee so many times I can do it in freefall vacuum with my optics and sensors off." Ratchet shot Jazz another irritated look. "If you're looking to do the same, I'm just going to weld the both of you to each other and spare myself the processor ache of trying to track you both down."
Well, in for a shanix. "THAT," he corrected Jazz, flicking a very light vibration deliberately along the other's strut, "wasn't kinky. If you want kinky, wait until I've stripped you to your protoform and left you like that for a rotation. Glitch."
Tink-tink-tink went the small parts, until the fluid lines were hanging free, jury rigged repairs disassembled, and the primary rotor joint decoupled from the struts, tumbling into Ratchet's palm. "Do NOT move," he told the other seriously. "I mean it. If I turn my back and find you trying to hobble anywhere on one leg, you won't be getting the other one back for a very long time." He swept the last of the parts up, fixed one more stern look and set of glyphs on Jazz, and took them to start cleaning.
"Your last medic," he added over his shoulder, "needs to be shot. I'm going to be rewiring that knee. As to Optimus, he's neither into toasters or sandwiches. Or medberths, unless I clamp him to them - which I'm sure you have plenty of vids of already - or unless he's slagged up his joints again, and believe me, I've rebuild HIS knee so many times I can do it in freefall vacuum with my optics and sensors off." Ratchet shot Jazz another irritated look. "If you're looking to do the same, I'm just going to weld the both of you to each other and spare myself the processor ache of trying to track you both down."