Ep1.5 – The Furbie Incident – Closed
Jan 8, 2013 1:39:34 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2013 1:39:34 GMT -5
Cleaver had been gone exactly ten seconds before Sideswipe merrily abandoned all pretenses of thoughtfulness or self-reflection in favor of maniacal glee because Catherine was still in bed and there was no one to fucking stop him. Cleaver had pissed him off. Therefore, the sanctity of her base and its continued orderliness meant precisely nothing to the slightly off-balance spark-twin whose primary goal, in that moment, had become his own goddamn entertainment because as far as he was concerned the universe owed him a motherfucking laugh and he was going to get it at the expense of Cleaver’s (and possibly Cat’s) sanity.
This, if anyone had been in a combat unit with Sides for longer than two minutes, was standard operating procedure. And the Neutrals were about to find that out.
Sideswipe spun on his heel and dove into vehicle mode, V-10 engine roaring joyeously down the long curve of the main corridor to one of the sectioned off atriums the back. There was no lighting. Standing up into robot-mode, the headlights in his chest came on, throwing pale yellow light onto several very large crates. The contents of these very large crates had been purchased at bulk from a Chinese manufacturer for a sum of about two-thousand dollars and been groundbridged from a warehouse in Beijing to Africa for the express purpose of the ridiculously immature thing he was about to do in the name of ‘Screw you, Cleaver, I do what I want.’
That wasn’t it entirely, but it was a good enough reason right now.
Sideswipe painstakingly unpacked and activated, one by one, two-thousand small furry things and set them outside of Cat’s shuttle. Then, parked down the corridor, in lambo form, he waited.
This, if anyone had been in a combat unit with Sides for longer than two minutes, was standard operating procedure. And the Neutrals were about to find that out.
Sideswipe spun on his heel and dove into vehicle mode, V-10 engine roaring joyeously down the long curve of the main corridor to one of the sectioned off atriums the back. There was no lighting. Standing up into robot-mode, the headlights in his chest came on, throwing pale yellow light onto several very large crates. The contents of these very large crates had been purchased at bulk from a Chinese manufacturer for a sum of about two-thousand dollars and been groundbridged from a warehouse in Beijing to Africa for the express purpose of the ridiculously immature thing he was about to do in the name of ‘Screw you, Cleaver, I do what I want.’
That wasn’t it entirely, but it was a good enough reason right now.
Sideswipe painstakingly unpacked and activated, one by one, two-thousand small furry things and set them outside of Cat’s shuttle. Then, parked down the corridor, in lambo form, he waited.