We are a literate, intermediate to advanced AU Transformers RPG Based off of the first season of TFP with dashes of other incarnations sprinkled here or there. Characters from any continuity are welcome however must be restyled to match the TFPrime universe.
Active, with ongoing plotlines, we are always willing to integrate new characters into storylines once incorporated into the setting.
This is a silly, stupid idea that is purely comic value. Just look at your threads and add your own (very) short, funny version of what is going on. That way lazy people (like me) can catch up on the all too important action.
Can't Find Your Silver Lining: In which Shockwave is a nosy brainiac. Shockwave: Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in- Roulette: ARUGHWTH!
Last Friday Night: In which poor decisions were made. Rou: Yup. Layby: Yup. Deuce: I'm still drunk from last week. Red: WHY AM I HERE?
I'm Feeling Alive In which it is mutally agreed Megatron shouldn't be helpful. Megatron: Shoot the thing. Rou: *shoots the Megatron* Megatron: Improve at shooting the thing.
Red Alert and Dusk's not so happy reunion, in which Red Alert's habit of repressing memories and emotions comes back to bite him. AKA: "Guardians cannot be happy, especially Red Alert."
Dusk: I <3 YOU Red: *Conceal don't feel* Dusk: ;-; </3
Finding pieces and losing marbles
Red Alert and Rou have a tense chat before the latter bounces off to the bar to get uproariously drunk and the former harasses Cleaver over security for the first in a series of many future times.
Rou: Sup Red: I'm not even gonna bother to pretend I trust you. Rou: Whatever Cherry Pie Red: AKSJDF;LADSJF
Ghost Town
In which Mirage makes like a spy and gleefully ruins MECH's day.
Mirage: *sneaks about* Mirage: *Picks some locks* Mirage: *tricks some guards/cameras* Mirage: *casually strangles a glitch like it ain't no thing*
Home Medicine Zoom-Zoom sees Ratchet for much needed repairs.
Ratchet: So what isn't working? ZZ: ...everything? ZZ: *gets starry-eyed* You're a medic. Marry me.
Terms and Conditions
There is a miniature purple griffin in this thread. That is all.
(Well. In addition, Zoom-Zoom and Red Alert establish mutual dislike of each other make acquaintances and Zoom-Zoom causes some property damage whilst Red gets feels)
Red: I'll need to confiscate that please ZZ: fskjfdsjfdshf, fine take it. Red: *depressed* ZZ: YOU DID WHAT TO THE PURPLE GRIFFIN.
Twocking About Zoom-Zoom meets Electrocap and decides to take his new wheels for a spin much to everyone's regret.
ZZ: Pffft wheels? I can handle myself just fine. Say EC, what's that red light we just went past for? ZZ: Road rules? What the frag are road rules?
Shut Up and Drive
Zoom-Zoom has a day off. He investigates some strange readings in Fire Canyon. Everything goes downhill from there.
ZZ: ooooh stealth. I can do this. I'm a bad-ass Spec Ops agent- LDFSJFDFGLFJGDSLJF HOLY FRAG IS THAT MEGATRON? DON'T MIND ME. I'M OUT.
Megatron: I'm having issues with the chatterbox cassette, she's a chatterbox. Soundwave: ........... *ORLY owl*
It is a Poor Sort of Memory MECH: *trololol can't find us, U mad?* Soundwave: *.... Lord Megatron, I found MECH stuff* MECH: *.... why U do dis*
Ghost Wind The City of Roses Pyrotech: You. Mech. Do things. Ghost: *does things and yessirs* Pyrotech: .... I like you >3 Ghost: D:
Rook: Mud. Why Did It Have to be Mud. Rook: *abominable mudmech* Electrocap and Miko: Cool! Rook: ..... Seriously?!
Close Encounters Wash: 'ey Rook! We're looking for mischief (again)! Bluestreak: It'll be fun! Fairwinds: And we totally found it! Rook: *so much facepalm*
Castled Wash: HAI ROOK GUESS WHAT Rook: * moar facepalm*
Yakkity Sax Miko: We got a 'Con on our aft! Are you gonna be cool and kill him? Rook: .......................................... Why me.
Shockwave I Can't Find Your Silver Lining Shockwave: Tell me everything about your kidnapping. Roulette: What? No! Just... look it up yourself! Shockwave: *............. pedobear grin* Roulette: I NEED AN ADULT.
Rebirth Pyrotech: Someone come get this drooly gross thing away from me >( Flatline: *wobbles around* Shockwave: *shows up* Pyro and Flatline: ..............
Wheeljack wakes up in a strangely familiar place to find all his kidneys have been stolen memories have been fragged up. In the mean time, the zombie survivor Autobot crew freak out and try to figure out what to do with him.
Wheeljack: Anyone else seeing the big green guy? No? Just me? Never mind.
Open Season
Wheeljack. Fortress Maximus. A bunch of hapless Vehicons. Bro-ship unfolds amongst the energon splatters.
Wheeljack: -schnik, schnik- Fort Max: -rip, tear, break- Wheeljack: -stabbity stab- Fort Max: -smash, bang- Wheeljack: <3
Board and Rent
Everybody be crashing dem ships on Earth. Wheeljack protests and decides to do something about it.
Wheeljack: So- Red: No Wheeljack: But- Red: No Wheeljack: Hey- Red: No Optimus: CHILDREN.
Minecraft
Rocket was having an ordinary shift. Then Wheeljack and Miko shanghai her to take 'em crystal mining. Shenanigans ensue.
Boys and their toys
Fort Max: KHAAAAAAAAAA- Wheeljack: sword Fort Max: ... Wheeljack: sword Fort Max: .... -smiles- Wheeljack: !!!!!!! Fort Max: tank -smash, smash, bang- Wheeljack: -starry eyed-
Visiting Hours
In which Wheeljack answers a call to the med-bay much to his eternal regret.
Wheeljack: Who's the patient?" Ratchet: You Wheeljack: 100% nope -glares at Fort Max- Max: You're on your own for this one, buddy Ratchet: Shut up and siddown. Wheeljack: -urge to stabbity stab rising- Lemme outta here or someone's gonna get hurt
The Remembrance Ballad Airachnid: Do you remember the thing that you didn't actually do but I'm forcing you to say for my behalf? Rook: .....can I get some cliff notes or something?
Poor Sort of Memory Soundwave & Megatron: Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhnuh, smash man! Thana: *BAM, BIFF, WHACK*
Initiative Silas: I'll bet I can out-hate them more than you. Thana: You are on. Both: *bitch face*
The Red Wastes The last time we checked in, our daring duo was lost in the blistering desert. Will the dazzling ladies get out in time or are they...running out of the sands of time. Miko: That was really lame. Sarita: That really was.
Paint Ball Thread The ship: *RATTATTATATATATATATA* Flatline: WHAT THE @#$% IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?
Layby: Please don't freak out by my existence. Sarita: Please don't be offended by anything I say or do. Layby: I'm gonna move ya; please don't break. Sarita: I'm going to be curious and polite. Layby: Oh God you're too tiny to exist I'll get Cat.
Hax
Cat: So, what'll you do when everyone you care about gets murdered? Layby: *cries inside* IT'S FINE BECAUSE NO ONE IS GOING OUT AGAIN EVER.
Working Hard or Hardly Working
Halocene: Bros? Layby: Bros.
Shift Change
Layby: Glomps? Dusk: Glomps!
Off Base Inspection
Fortress Maximus: >[ Layby: I got a bar. Fortress Maximus: =/ Layby: Please don't kill my cat.
Autobots: Save the hostage! Incapacitate the bad guys! Fairwinds: Tree!
Think Tank
MECH: You can't do anything in the Matrix. Fairwinds: *vomits up the red pill* MECH: Simmons... Fairwinds: Hi, Simmons... *murder noises*
Reconfiguration
Flatline: We have to work together, apparently, so I'm going to tolerate you. Fairwinds: I want sparkly electric body paint and a pony. Flatline: Go count the rivets. Concentrate, cuz it's important. Fairwinds: Here's a picture I made for Master's fridge. Flatline: ... Do you want that pony to breath fire, or what?
Close Encounters of the Cybertronian Kind
Fairwinds: Rawr I am the night! Sarita: Don't kill me I'm nothing! Fairwinds: Ew your life is sad. Sarita: I know and it makes me sad. Fairwinds: I'm a benevolent god, I've decided. Sarita: Thank you. Fairwinds: Fear me! I am the night!
It's the End of the World as They Know It
Fairwinds: You so totally rock, dude! Air Raid: You too, little dude! Fairwinds: Let's team up and kill some fraggers! Air Raid: Yeah! Fairwinds: I hope you don't get dead later. Air Raid: I hope so too. And you as well. Fairwinds: I love you. Air Raid: What did you say? I was looking over there. Fairwinds: Cons rule. Air Raid: Oh. Kay. Fairwinds: Kay.
Last Edit: Sept 9, 2014 17:25:36 GMT -5 by Deleted
SILAS: You shot a giant robot warlord in the face. I know who is on the company promotions list this year. THANA: I don't deserve it, sir. SILAS: I'll give you commandos. THANA: Sold.
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Up There's a Heaven, Down There's a Town:
DEUCE: Let's go steal jet fuel! Now grab my stick and wiggle it around while holding my package. SARITA: (muffled laughter)
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Communication of Sentence:
RATCHET: So, it turns out our two new arrivals are convicts. FORT MAX: I IMMEDIATELY DENY THEIR RIGHT TO LIVE. RED: Don't hate.
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Terrible Life Choices (And Other Las Vegas Attractions):
WASH: Let's hit up Vegas! BLUESTREAK: Nothing possibly could go wrong! SPOILERS: (It will)
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You Lose, Good Day Sir!:
AIR RAID: Ow ow ow fucking ow. MECH: Rekt.
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Vantage Points:
DART: Horses! Waterfalls! Nature! MAX: I'm conflicted and loaded with pamphlets.
This is me getting bored in class. Shhhh you see nothing.
They Scream And They Cry - Moonshot: dontpanicdontpanicdontpanic Flatline: Oh, you're alive! I CAN PLAY WITH YOU MORE. /chainsaw Moonshot: ... /PANICS
Attack the Block Moonshot: Who the hell are you. Halocene: I the hell work security. Moonshot: ...let's be friends!
The Best Shifts Dusk: Please don't be dead, please don't be dead- Moonshot: /rant whine groan moan Dusk: OH THANK PRIMUS YOU'RE ALIVE now git ur aft to the med-bay u r a mess Moonshot: -I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED DUSK WHY