You know you're bored when...
Sept 10, 2017 9:56:50 GMT -5
Post by Raf Esquivel on Sept 10, 2017 9:56:50 GMT -5
This is for funzies only. I do not rp these characters, canon or OC’s.
Scene: Megatron standing in the Nemesis Control Room. He is ranting about the war, about the Autobots. How much he hates the planet he is on.
Starscream: “Megatron, I do sympathize, I do. This planet, this…dirt ball, is hardly befitting your stature. But what if we had the humans on our side? What if we had a weapon Optimus Prime and the Autobots couldn’t fight against?”
Megatron turns, looking warily at Starscream, “What are you talking about, Starscream?”
Starscream walk to the Control Panel, and begins typing, “I have discovered this on their…internet. Apparently, this is a victory ritual that the humans admire. Their great celebrities perform this, and it is very powerful. If you perform this, before a great crowd of human, all the humans, they will have no option but to see you as a great warrior and leader. They will fall under your control, Megatron. You can order them to attack the Autobots, and they will be helpless!”
Scowling, Megatron leans into the Control Panel, watching the videos his second in command has pulled up. He narrows his optics, “You are certain about this, Starscream?”
“Just look for yourself, Megatron. See how the humans react. Do this, and you will have captured their tiny squishy hearts.”
Megatron growls, “So be it.”
Several days later, the world has changed. The Decepticons attacked Jasper, and having no other choice, Optimus and the Autobots rose to the challenge. A great battle took place. Houses and entire buildings are gone. The battle is being broadcast over the entire world via news channels. People in China, Russia, Africa, are watching, agog, as massive alien robots are battling for control of the planet. Some watch on tiny television sets in their houses. Others stand with friends and strangers on street corners as the news is broadcast over massive video screens such as in Times Square.
The Autobots are tired. They have the additional burden of waging a war, and trying to protect the humans and their city as much as possible. It’s almost too much for them.
Megatron stands in the center of the ruined city of Jasper. His Decepticons stand behind him, grinning. Waiting.
On the other side, Prime and his Autobots, the humans who joined them including Fowler and his military, and the small group of civillians whose lives were intricately tied to the Autobots. The children, and a mother.
Megatron speaks, “Optimus. You have lost. This city, this world, is ours now. We are strong, and the strong always win. They always overpower the weak. Only the strong survive, and those who choose to serve them.”
Megatron turns to the inhabitants of the city, standing, scared and frightened, his loud voice booming out.
“Join us, humans! Join us and you will want for nothing! Those of you who agree to serve us will be allowed to live as they wish. Turn against us, and we will destroy you and all you love. But join us….and you will be rewarded!”
And there, in the middle of the city, watched by Prime and the Autobots, the humans, and humans all over the world..
Megatron Dabs.
There is silence.
Decepticons: ……
Autobots: ……
Humans: ………
Miko: “……Really?”
Raf: “Um…”
Optimus: “Bumblebee. What is this? Is this some obscure human ritual you haven’t informed me of?”
Bumblebee: “No. Prime, no. Just…no.”
Carbine bursts into crazed laughter, “What the &^$#)% is he doing? What?”
KnockOut: “Megatron…far be it from me to ask you what the hell you’re doing, but…..what the hell are you doing?”
Optimus frowns, “Am I supposed to respond in like?”
Bumblebee: “NO! PRIME NO! PLEASE!”
Optimus takes a step forward. Bumblebee tackles him, clinging to one leg, "PLEASE!"
Megatron slowly lifts his head, confused. What was going on?
Suddenly, the hysterical laughter of Starscream breaks through to him. He turns, glaring, furious, to see the Seeker bent over double, hands around his middle, laughing.
“Starscream! I WILL DESTROY YOU!”
“IT WAS WORTH IT!” Starscream screeches, and transforms, blasting off into the air. Roaring in utter fury, Megatron takes off after him.
The Autobots and Decepticons, the humans both in Jasper and all over the world, stand still. Not sure what just happened. The Decepticons have no idea what to do now.
A lone voice, angry, breaks the silence.
“HOW IN THE NAME OF MY STAR-SPANGLED UNDIES AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX THIS!?”
The End.
Scene: Megatron standing in the Nemesis Control Room. He is ranting about the war, about the Autobots. How much he hates the planet he is on.
Starscream: “Megatron, I do sympathize, I do. This planet, this…dirt ball, is hardly befitting your stature. But what if we had the humans on our side? What if we had a weapon Optimus Prime and the Autobots couldn’t fight against?”
Megatron turns, looking warily at Starscream, “What are you talking about, Starscream?”
Starscream walk to the Control Panel, and begins typing, “I have discovered this on their…internet. Apparently, this is a victory ritual that the humans admire. Their great celebrities perform this, and it is very powerful. If you perform this, before a great crowd of human, all the humans, they will have no option but to see you as a great warrior and leader. They will fall under your control, Megatron. You can order them to attack the Autobots, and they will be helpless!”
Scowling, Megatron leans into the Control Panel, watching the videos his second in command has pulled up. He narrows his optics, “You are certain about this, Starscream?”
“Just look for yourself, Megatron. See how the humans react. Do this, and you will have captured their tiny squishy hearts.”
Megatron growls, “So be it.”
Several days later, the world has changed. The Decepticons attacked Jasper, and having no other choice, Optimus and the Autobots rose to the challenge. A great battle took place. Houses and entire buildings are gone. The battle is being broadcast over the entire world via news channels. People in China, Russia, Africa, are watching, agog, as massive alien robots are battling for control of the planet. Some watch on tiny television sets in their houses. Others stand with friends and strangers on street corners as the news is broadcast over massive video screens such as in Times Square.
The Autobots are tired. They have the additional burden of waging a war, and trying to protect the humans and their city as much as possible. It’s almost too much for them.
Megatron stands in the center of the ruined city of Jasper. His Decepticons stand behind him, grinning. Waiting.
On the other side, Prime and his Autobots, the humans who joined them including Fowler and his military, and the small group of civillians whose lives were intricately tied to the Autobots. The children, and a mother.
Megatron speaks, “Optimus. You have lost. This city, this world, is ours now. We are strong, and the strong always win. They always overpower the weak. Only the strong survive, and those who choose to serve them.”
Megatron turns to the inhabitants of the city, standing, scared and frightened, his loud voice booming out.
“Join us, humans! Join us and you will want for nothing! Those of you who agree to serve us will be allowed to live as they wish. Turn against us, and we will destroy you and all you love. But join us….and you will be rewarded!”
And there, in the middle of the city, watched by Prime and the Autobots, the humans, and humans all over the world..
Megatron Dabs.
There is silence.
Decepticons: ……
Autobots: ……
Humans: ………
Miko: “……Really?”
Raf: “Um…”
Optimus: “Bumblebee. What is this? Is this some obscure human ritual you haven’t informed me of?”
Bumblebee: “No. Prime, no. Just…no.”
Carbine bursts into crazed laughter, “What the &^$#)% is he doing? What?”
KnockOut: “Megatron…far be it from me to ask you what the hell you’re doing, but…..what the hell are you doing?”
Optimus frowns, “Am I supposed to respond in like?”
Bumblebee: “NO! PRIME NO! PLEASE!”
Optimus takes a step forward. Bumblebee tackles him, clinging to one leg, "PLEASE!"
Megatron slowly lifts his head, confused. What was going on?
Suddenly, the hysterical laughter of Starscream breaks through to him. He turns, glaring, furious, to see the Seeker bent over double, hands around his middle, laughing.
“Starscream! I WILL DESTROY YOU!”
“IT WAS WORTH IT!” Starscream screeches, and transforms, blasting off into the air. Roaring in utter fury, Megatron takes off after him.
The Autobots and Decepticons, the humans both in Jasper and all over the world, stand still. Not sure what just happened. The Decepticons have no idea what to do now.
A lone voice, angry, breaks the silence.
“HOW IN THE NAME OF MY STAR-SPANGLED UNDIES AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX THIS!?”
The End.