Ep. .5 - 'Dead Mech Walking' - Closed
Apr 16, 2012 13:41:17 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2012 13:41:17 GMT -5
Orders, Legion reminded himself for the tenth time in as many kliks, were Good Things. They kept the madness and jackassery that was Team Prime- or any other team, for that matter- from plunging straight into 'unmitigated chaos' territory. They made otherwise-omnicidal mechs turn their blasters away from the bots wearing blue and towards the big red-opticed fokkers trying to pound them flat. They made medics into miracle workers under duress, front-liners into living walls and all sorts other valuable things that undoubtedly played into the survival of the Autobot cause at large-
-But orders that involved putting his sorry self in close contact with Ironhide- The Guns, Blue's guardian, that red bot that caught you trying to eat Blue's face, yanno, THAT MECH!?- were not Good Things. They were, in fact, Not Good enough to make Legion question the sanity of the patriotically-painted mech who'd issued them. Optimus Prime was nothing if not observant, aware and, most importantly of all, informed. That he chose to send Legion to his probable doom anyway spoke volumes of the trust he placed in his officers, and if the Prime trusted a mech, his subordinates sure as hell could too. Somehow that thought did precisely nothing to reassure him, but while Legion was many things- 'recalcitrant' and 'petrified' currently foremost among them -he was not disobedient, and so off he tromped to find the end of his life as he knew it.
There were only so many places a mech all but made of weaponry could hide without setting off explosions, and one by one Legion had systematically crossed most of them off the list. The weapons master's quarters (surprisingly neat, despite what looked like the pieces of an Uzi scattered across a workbench waiting for the return of its disassembler) were distinctly lacking in the Ironhide department, as was the rec-room, the washracks (thank Primus) and (also thankfully Ratchetless) med-bay. That left... well, that left the practice rooms far underground, and that thought was even less reassuring than being sent to pester Ironhide for orders to begin with. Exactly how much damage could a walking weapon do and still write off as 'an accident'?...
Calling a wary greeting from the training-room doorway, Legion prepared to find out.
-But orders that involved putting his sorry self in close contact with Ironhide- The Guns, Blue's guardian, that red bot that caught you trying to eat Blue's face, yanno, THAT MECH!?- were not Good Things. They were, in fact, Not Good enough to make Legion question the sanity of the patriotically-painted mech who'd issued them. Optimus Prime was nothing if not observant, aware and, most importantly of all, informed. That he chose to send Legion to his probable doom anyway spoke volumes of the trust he placed in his officers, and if the Prime trusted a mech, his subordinates sure as hell could too. Somehow that thought did precisely nothing to reassure him, but while Legion was many things- 'recalcitrant' and 'petrified' currently foremost among them -he was not disobedient, and so off he tromped to find the end of his life as he knew it.
There were only so many places a mech all but made of weaponry could hide without setting off explosions, and one by one Legion had systematically crossed most of them off the list. The weapons master's quarters (surprisingly neat, despite what looked like the pieces of an Uzi scattered across a workbench waiting for the return of its disassembler) were distinctly lacking in the Ironhide department, as was the rec-room, the washracks (thank Primus) and (also thankfully Ratchetless) med-bay. That left... well, that left the practice rooms far underground, and that thought was even less reassuring than being sent to pester Ironhide for orders to begin with. Exactly how much damage could a walking weapon do and still write off as 'an accident'?...
Calling a wary greeting from the training-room doorway, Legion prepared to find out.