Ep 0.5 - Grabbed By Giant Robot, Send Help (closed

[starscream]

What was the kid doing?! After another search Starscream knew it was laughing. But that only happen when it was a humorous situation! “What is so funny human?!?” Starscream was not happy. He did not like being laughed at. More so when he had no idea why.

“I have no need of an e-reader. I can just take the files and use as I need.” Starscream was more lost as to why he would have an e-reader. There seemed to be no point to them. ” Still it is best and gets the most accurate results when I have the real idem.” This was all said as if it was fact and no big deal.

On looking up angry birds Starscream saw no reason to answer. Why would he play a human game and one so dull.

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Soledad rolled her eyes. "God, you're such a snob. How do you expect to learn anything with that attitude?" She crossed her arms, the book tucked in next to her chest. "You're rude and snobby and grabby and you expect me to teach you about humans when you're too lazy to look it up yourself. Well, I'll teach you all right." She bared her teeth in an expression that couldn't be called a grin. "Just call me Professor Soledad, 'cause you're about to get schooled."

[starscream]

Was this human for real? Starscream was not sure if he should just kill her or show her a real “schooling” but that would be one thing to learn. “Schooling? How do you mean. This does not seem to be the real use of the word. And don’t talk so bad about someone who can do this.” And with that Starscream did a roll and loop. “By the way human, if you “get sick” I drop you. And it is s along way down.”

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Soledad yelped. And yes, it was definitely a yelp of shock and not a shriek of utter terror, thank you very much. A scream is certainly right out.

"Jerk!" she hissed through clenched teeth when gravity leveled out again. "Don't do that without warning me first!" For good measure, she thumped her book against the cockpit glass. "And you really need to learn what slang is, dumbbell. Urbandictionary dot com, go look it up."

She hissed through her teeth again, wordlessly. She didn't usually get motion sick, but if Starscream did that to her again, she wasn't sure about her stomach's fortitude. If she threw up, she would want Starscream to dump her out to facilitate Death By Embarrassment.

[starscream]

If Starscream could have rolled his optics he would have. “The point was for you to not know. I thought humans had something like a processor? Did yours break?” Starscream did not feel or even take not of the book being used to hit him.

They were close to the Nemesis. Soon Starscream would drop her off. Maybe he would not give this one food and energon…wait no they needed water, on purpose. That would be interesting. And shut her up.

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"Sometimes I wonder," Soledad muttered, tucking her book in her arms again. It was cold in Starscream's cockpit, cold and cramped, and she had no idea where he was taking her, what he would do, or whether she would be able to survive it.

Any regrets? she asked herself, as if she were already dying. Well - I wish I'd stayed on that stupid bus. But this is still better than home.

Despite her fear, Soledad smiled.

[starscream]

((ooc: come poke at the human! XD
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