House of (crack) apps
May 16, 2014 10:25:38 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 16, 2014 10:25:38 GMT -5
Look at our mod team. I think they're fantastic, don't you think so too? Occasionally I send them apps because I'm bribing them to not kick me off the boards for my craziness I think they're so amazing they need some more love.
Ahem. By modly demand, this app had to be delivered by space unicorn. And so it was, by a random one I borrowed from the space herd that lives in the mystical place on the Internet known as Google Images and which most definitely does not belong to yours truly.
Name: The Giant Purple Griffin or GPG
Age (or human equivalent): The GPG is timeless. It is constant. It just is.
Gender (or human equivalent): Gender is irrelevant to the GPG. Wait. Is fabulous a gender? Because then the GPG’s gender is fabulous.
Species: Giant Purple Griffinous fabulousa
Faction: Marvellous Decepticon
Original Occupation: Megatron’s dream ambition
Occupation/Specialization: The Giant Purple Griffin’s occupation is being fabulous. It has a degree in it. Has been trained it. Was born to it. It just is naturally talented.
Appearance/Altmode: The Giant Purple Griffin looks like a giant mechanical griffin. It has a fantastic mane, maintained by the finest hair products.
History: The Giant Purple Griffin used to be a dream that existed only within Megatron’s processor when he was young and naive. Then Megatron rebelled against the caste system, became a tyrant and was finally able to accomplish his dreams and make the Giant Purple Griffin a reality.
Personality: Just absolutely fabulous.
Likes: Megatron, Decepticons, being fabulous
Dislikes: Autobots
Strengths/Weapons:
Giant Purple Griffin: The GPG is a weapon unto itself
Fabulous: No one can stand up to such a fantastic creation.
Weaknesses:
The GPG has no weakness.
Special skills (that are not weapon related):
Dat mane: it’s absolutely marvellous. Everyone should have a mane like dat but they don’t. So they’re all jealous.
Extra Info: You know you want this character in your RP. It is just too amazing not to be in there.
Ahem. By modly demand, this app had to be delivered by space unicorn. And so it was, by a random one I borrowed from the space herd that lives in the mystical place on the Internet known as Google Images and which most definitely does not belong to yours truly.
Name: The Giant Purple Griffin or GPG
Age (or human equivalent): The GPG is timeless. It is constant. It just is.
Gender (or human equivalent): Gender is irrelevant to the GPG. Wait. Is fabulous a gender? Because then the GPG’s gender is fabulous.
Species: Giant Purple Griffinous fabulousa
Faction: Marvellous Decepticon
Original Occupation: Megatron’s dream ambition
Occupation/Specialization: The Giant Purple Griffin’s occupation is being fabulous. It has a degree in it. Has been trained it. Was born to it. It just is naturally talented.
Appearance/Altmode: The Giant Purple Griffin looks like a giant mechanical griffin. It has a fantastic mane, maintained by the finest hair products.
History: The Giant Purple Griffin used to be a dream that existed only within Megatron’s processor when he was young and naive. Then Megatron rebelled against the caste system, became a tyrant and was finally able to accomplish his dreams and make the Giant Purple Griffin a reality.
Personality: Just absolutely fabulous.
Likes: Megatron, Decepticons, being fabulous
Dislikes: Autobots
Strengths/Weapons:
Giant Purple Griffin: The GPG is a weapon unto itself
Fabulous: No one can stand up to such a fantastic creation.
Weaknesses:
The GPG has no weakness.
Special skills (that are not weapon related):
Dat mane: it’s absolutely marvellous. Everyone should have a mane like dat but they don’t. So they’re all jealous.
Extra Info: You know you want this character in your RP. It is just too amazing not to be in there.