Jazz's arrival assistance.

[Jazz]

So, we all know how annoyin' it is to get sand in your suit when you're at the beach...

How about sand in all your gears and a difficult trudge across the Sahara desert? Yeah, I can only imagine. Good luck gettin' THAT out without completely takin' somethin' apart and makin' a mess outta---

*Cough*

Right now Jazz has crash landed ( or bellyflopped, accordin' to Nova ) in the Sahara. Currently we're waitin' on the buddy system for Nova before we can proceed onward. Is there anyone available to assist? We're in Smooth Jazz ( Open ) on the Africa category.

It's appreciated! : D

[Deleted]

I have Wash free! He is totes game to help Jazz escape yonder sandy hellholes. And if any medical assistance is needed, Ratchet is available as well :3.

[Jazz]

Haha. Ratchet would probably offline Jazz himself if he saw the condition he's in. He hasn't seen a medic in....

*Cough*SinceCybertron*Cough*

Sorry. Wretched cough, I tell ya! XD

We're up for whoever. The sand dunes are NOT a place of comfort. SAVE US!

[Deleted]

Awesome XD. I can send both your way! Ratchet will definitely want to come once he gets wind of Jazz's condition. Wild dogs wouldn't keep him away XD.

[Deleted]

Nova will be all 'You have no idea what you've just unleashed!'


After she's scanned the mech at least three times, not liking the result each time

[Jazz]

.... Ah, scrap. XD

[Deleted]

Bwaha!

And beauty! I'll let Nova find Jazz first - if Nova would like to comm Ratchet afterwards on Jazz's condition, I'll send the Great White Snark on in to investigate :3.

[Deleted]

That's what I had in mind, as I've already come up with a great line for the Coming Of Ratchet (dramatic echo)

[Jazz]

... *crickets*