Ep 2 -- Speed Trap (Closed)
Feb 19, 2016 16:30:25 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 16:30:25 GMT -5
Sometimes, Thundercloud wanted to smack Carbine. Actually, he wanted to smack him the vast majority of the time, now being no exception. He rolled his optics as Carbine sassed him, trying to puff himself up and make himself look more impressive for their captive audience. Of course Carbine's mind was already in the gutter. Of <i>course.</i> He always got that way whenever he thought he had even the slightest chance at getting a little positive attention from a femme, the thirsty glitch.
Thundercloud would find it more annoying if it weren't so pathetic.
::Mech, she's got her hands up and she's lookin' at us like we're gonna rip her head off. She's either a neutral or a 'Con, and if she ain't aligned she woulda said somethin' by now. You'd 'of figured that out if you stopped thinkin' with your dick for two seconds::
It was a crude human term, one which Thundercloud was particularly fond of specifically because of how unwholesome it was. It didn't matter that Cybertronains didn't even have that particular piece of anatomy, it was the meaning behind the phrase that mattered.
::We oughtta call this in, see how the higher ups want things to go down:: He added a moment later, knowing full well how uncharacteristic it was for him to be the voice of reason between the two of them.
Someone had to be somewhat sensible about all of this, and it sure as hell wasn't going to be Carbine, so the task fell to Thundercloud. He frowned a little, first at his companion then at Dart. It wasn't an unhappy expression so much as a thoughtful one, his brows completing the look by drawing together as he eyed the captive femme skeptically while she explained herself.
"...Right." He said slowly, sounding unconvinced. "That sucks fam, I feel you - now how 'bout you explain why I ain't seein' an Autobrand on you anywhere?"
Thundercloud would find it more annoying if it weren't so pathetic.
::Mech, she's got her hands up and she's lookin' at us like we're gonna rip her head off. She's either a neutral or a 'Con, and if she ain't aligned she woulda said somethin' by now. You'd 'of figured that out if you stopped thinkin' with your dick for two seconds::
It was a crude human term, one which Thundercloud was particularly fond of specifically because of how unwholesome it was. It didn't matter that Cybertronains didn't even have that particular piece of anatomy, it was the meaning behind the phrase that mattered.
::We oughtta call this in, see how the higher ups want things to go down:: He added a moment later, knowing full well how uncharacteristic it was for him to be the voice of reason between the two of them.
Someone had to be somewhat sensible about all of this, and it sure as hell wasn't going to be Carbine, so the task fell to Thundercloud. He frowned a little, first at his companion then at Dart. It wasn't an unhappy expression so much as a thoughtful one, his brows completing the look by drawing together as he eyed the captive femme skeptically while she explained herself.
"...Right." He said slowly, sounding unconvinced. "That sucks fam, I feel you - now how 'bout you explain why I ain't seein' an Autobrand on you anywhere?"