[ti]Ep 3[/ti]Fishing for Piranha [Megatron/Open]
Mar 21, 2020 11:20:06 GMT -5
Post by Sparkplug on Mar 21, 2020 11:20:06 GMT -5
Episode 3 | Week 2 | Day 1
The worst thing about having a completed chassis mod was not having any mecha to try it. A beautiful, compact unit of elegantly engineered destruction was sat on one of Sparkplug's work benches - just sat there - doing nothing, going nowhere, and certainly not wrecking anything. It was a waste, it was an insult to the mechanism to do nothing with it.
So what Sparkplug needed - all that she needed - was a volunteer.
How hard could that be? The vehicons were all much of a likeness, so surely some of them were interested in upgrading their chassis to be a bit more distinctive. She could even throw in a custom paint job, and what could be fairer than that?
::Sparklabs to Blackridge. Bridge for one, at your convenience::
::Signal acknowledged. With the bridge currently occupied, please await queue clearance::
The radio comms robbed the voice of any individuality, smothering the little details beneath the crackle of static, but there was an edge of boredom to the words. Not a bad place to start. Surely any mech stuck with pulling levers all day would welcome a little bit of excitement?
And what was chassis upgrade surgery if not exciting?
Drumming her fingers against her calf, Sparkplug waited as the minutes ticked by. Then, with a rumbling growl of tormented energies, the alcove set aside for bridge operation tore open in a blaze of unreality. A beautiful magic trick, hoodwinking the laws of physics; it never failed to inspire. Dropping smoothly onto her wheels, Sparkplug shot through the tunnel of light, skidding neatly to a stop as her tyres hit stone once more. The bridge hummed and sang to itself behind her, then collapsed in a final flare of pyrotechnics.
On most visits, Sparkplug would have stepped out into the base's corridors, with little more than a nod and a wave of acknowledgement to the vehicon operating the controls. But not today! This time, Sparkplug strolled over to the console and leant on the corner of it, nodding amiably at the trooper stood there.
"Thanks, that was helpful. Pretty darn useful. Can't imagine how tedious it'd be trying to get from place to place across this planet otherwise."
The vehicon blinked at her, his visor dimming then glowing again. There was a little crack in one corner of it, she noticed. "Good afternoon, and welcome to Blackridge Hold. Official statistics put the circumference of the planet at forty thousand klicks, with no continuous landmass - a true inconvenience for vehicle-based transport," he announced. "Will another activation of the bridge be required at this time? Over to you."
It was Sparkplug's turn to blink, with a little clack of spiral shutters. There was an oddly recognisable note to the vehicon's voice, one she couldn't place. "Nope, no more bridge. Not right now, anyway; maybe later. You real busy down here?"
"As of today, records show there has been a below average volume of bridge requests - good for the machinery, experts say. With little traffic between nodes that are not already programmed into the bridge system, a steady hand on the lever is all that is required."
"Yeah? Guess you must be pretty bored." She waved away his instinctive gesture of denial, shaking her helm and lowering her voice conspiratorially. "C'mon now, I'm not the kind who runs around making lists of things to snitch about. Got to be driving you out of your processor, right? What's your name, anyway?"
The vehicon paused, his fingers curling around the edge of the console as he thought, the glow of his visor shifting from side to side in a little glance around. "Statistically, demands on mental activity remain at historic lows. It remains to be seen whether this state of affairs continues. You're watching NRW-176."
"You never know your luck. Maybe something more interesting will come along!" Sparkplug suggested brightly. "I'm Sparkplug, by the way."
"Research officer Sparkplug, an expert in the field of weapons design and repair," agreed NRW-176. "Full briefings on personnel are essential reading." Leaning forward slightly, he gave her a look that somehow managed to read as inquisitive. "Will you answer a question? As always, it's down to you."
Sparkplug cocked her helm. "A question? Sure, ask me anything," she replied, trying to put him at ease. Her gaze tracked thoughtfully over his chassis. Aside from the visor crack, and some minor dings and dents, he looked in good shape. Definitely should be compatible.
"Witnesses have yet to locate superior Blackframe. Do you have any sightings to report?"
At the mention of the name, Sparkplug pulled a face. "Oh, him. That two-toned screeching psycho. No, haven't seen him." She paused, her head still full of schematics and sheer-lines, then shook herself. "Wait. What do you mean, no one's seen him?"
NRW-176 straightened up, with a doleful shake of his helm. "Superior Blackframe traversed this system over four planetary day cycles ago, and yet, no further signals have been received, and routine signals have not been acknowledged. Odds continue to mount that in the day cycles to come, tragic news will be reported."
A prickling ran down Sparkplug's spinal strut. Put aside the fact that she couldn't stand the mech; something was not right here. "He's not logged as being out on a long mission or anything? He hasn't sent any 'being attacked' transmissions?"
"According to our sources, Superior Blackframe is not logged out on any mission. With no signals received of any kind, the fate of this lone Decepticon is currently uncertain."
"So he left, wasn't expected to be gone long, then just... dropped off the grid. No signals out, no responses - guessing we can't track his location either?"
"With a signal strength of zero, it appears-" the vehicon began, then stopped as she held up a hand, taking a half-step backwards.
"If he'd run into a fight, he'd have signalled. Even if it was 'Oh Primus' he'd have sent something before getting taken out. But that doesn't account for-" jamming. The memory of the attack in the desert was very recent; the swarms of targeting drones, the electrical missiles, the explosive attack that could have blown her whole chassis into scraplet snacks. And the very thorough, pre-emptive jamming of all signals before the attack even begun.
"Reports indicate a misdriven vehicle of local law enforcement near to the last known coordinates of Superior Blackframe, shortly after drop-off," NRW-176 remarked cautiously, as if reading her processor. "No further updates from indigenous news at this time. We'll keep you posted."
"Those festering, scuttling little swarm-maggots wouldn't have the nerve," she breathed, while the slow-growing conviction bloomed within her that they most certainly would. "If you hear anything, let me know right away, alright?"
The vehicon steepled his hands on top of the console, nodding. "With the latest directive from our viewers implemented, there is little more we can do than wait. This is NRW-176, wishing you a good day."
Nodding with a brief, worried smile, Sparkplug stepped back and out into the hallways.
Okay. Who needed to know about this? The obvious answer was Commander Soundwave, but if any mech already knew, it would have to be him. So... why hadn't something happened? Was it just that she didn't know, and there were mecha already seeking Blackframe out?
Except the vehicons would probably know; certainly, the ones manning the bridge would see that kind of traffic. And NRW-176 sure hadn't.
Air-Commander Starscream, then. She didn't know where Commander Soundwave actually was - trying to guess at his movements was a fool's game at the best of times - but she could just casually walk past the Air-Commander's quarters and stop in for a quick, quick little check that some mecha was doing something about one of their own vanishing into thin air. He was a considerate mech that checked in on those under his command; he'd know, one way or the other.
She was most of the way through Blackridge's labyrinthine tunnels, turning the problem over and over in the depths of her processor, before she suddenly remembered something: Air-Commander Starscream wasn't in the quarters she was heading towards, not anymore. He'd been moved when the Warlord came back.
Rust and grit! Focus! Okay, he would probably still be quartered somewhere in the area. She just had to search a bit more thoroughly. She turned around, intending to head back towards the start of the section, and begin checking the turnings she'd walked past already.
And there was Megatron, a walking tower of bitterly impenetrable alloys and malice, heading straight down the corridor towards her.
Primus's chrome-plated exhaust vent!
If she said nothing, and she couldn't find Starscream - he was off out of the base, doing things she wasn't privy to or something - then she'd have to come back here. And then he'd ask why she hadn't just said something when she had the chance. That could be trouble. On the other hand, annoying him with trivia could also be trouble.
Her spectacular internal directory of cursing offered up a weary, oh, fuck.
Sparkplug straightened to attention, lifting her helm to catch the behemoth's gaze. He hates insubordination. Respectful, to the point, do not ramble. Go.
"Your pardon, my Lord," she began. "Blackframe - the mech who did not attend your briefing? - is missing. Has been for four day-cycles. No mission logged, no communications, no beacon. I suspect MECH involvement."
So what Sparkplug needed - all that she needed - was a volunteer.
How hard could that be? The vehicons were all much of a likeness, so surely some of them were interested in upgrading their chassis to be a bit more distinctive. She could even throw in a custom paint job, and what could be fairer than that?
::Sparklabs to Blackridge. Bridge for one, at your convenience::
::Signal acknowledged. With the bridge currently occupied, please await queue clearance::
The radio comms robbed the voice of any individuality, smothering the little details beneath the crackle of static, but there was an edge of boredom to the words. Not a bad place to start. Surely any mech stuck with pulling levers all day would welcome a little bit of excitement?
And what was chassis upgrade surgery if not exciting?
Drumming her fingers against her calf, Sparkplug waited as the minutes ticked by. Then, with a rumbling growl of tormented energies, the alcove set aside for bridge operation tore open in a blaze of unreality. A beautiful magic trick, hoodwinking the laws of physics; it never failed to inspire. Dropping smoothly onto her wheels, Sparkplug shot through the tunnel of light, skidding neatly to a stop as her tyres hit stone once more. The bridge hummed and sang to itself behind her, then collapsed in a final flare of pyrotechnics.
On most visits, Sparkplug would have stepped out into the base's corridors, with little more than a nod and a wave of acknowledgement to the vehicon operating the controls. But not today! This time, Sparkplug strolled over to the console and leant on the corner of it, nodding amiably at the trooper stood there.
"Thanks, that was helpful. Pretty darn useful. Can't imagine how tedious it'd be trying to get from place to place across this planet otherwise."
The vehicon blinked at her, his visor dimming then glowing again. There was a little crack in one corner of it, she noticed. "Good afternoon, and welcome to Blackridge Hold. Official statistics put the circumference of the planet at forty thousand klicks, with no continuous landmass - a true inconvenience for vehicle-based transport," he announced. "Will another activation of the bridge be required at this time? Over to you."
It was Sparkplug's turn to blink, with a little clack of spiral shutters. There was an oddly recognisable note to the vehicon's voice, one she couldn't place. "Nope, no more bridge. Not right now, anyway; maybe later. You real busy down here?"
"As of today, records show there has been a below average volume of bridge requests - good for the machinery, experts say. With little traffic between nodes that are not already programmed into the bridge system, a steady hand on the lever is all that is required."
"Yeah? Guess you must be pretty bored." She waved away his instinctive gesture of denial, shaking her helm and lowering her voice conspiratorially. "C'mon now, I'm not the kind who runs around making lists of things to snitch about. Got to be driving you out of your processor, right? What's your name, anyway?"
The vehicon paused, his fingers curling around the edge of the console as he thought, the glow of his visor shifting from side to side in a little glance around. "Statistically, demands on mental activity remain at historic lows. It remains to be seen whether this state of affairs continues. You're watching NRW-176."
"You never know your luck. Maybe something more interesting will come along!" Sparkplug suggested brightly. "I'm Sparkplug, by the way."
"Research officer Sparkplug, an expert in the field of weapons design and repair," agreed NRW-176. "Full briefings on personnel are essential reading." Leaning forward slightly, he gave her a look that somehow managed to read as inquisitive. "Will you answer a question? As always, it's down to you."
Sparkplug cocked her helm. "A question? Sure, ask me anything," she replied, trying to put him at ease. Her gaze tracked thoughtfully over his chassis. Aside from the visor crack, and some minor dings and dents, he looked in good shape. Definitely should be compatible.
"Witnesses have yet to locate superior Blackframe. Do you have any sightings to report?"
At the mention of the name, Sparkplug pulled a face. "Oh, him. That two-toned screeching psycho. No, haven't seen him." She paused, her head still full of schematics and sheer-lines, then shook herself. "Wait. What do you mean, no one's seen him?"
NRW-176 straightened up, with a doleful shake of his helm. "Superior Blackframe traversed this system over four planetary day cycles ago, and yet, no further signals have been received, and routine signals have not been acknowledged. Odds continue to mount that in the day cycles to come, tragic news will be reported."
A prickling ran down Sparkplug's spinal strut. Put aside the fact that she couldn't stand the mech; something was not right here. "He's not logged as being out on a long mission or anything? He hasn't sent any 'being attacked' transmissions?"
"According to our sources, Superior Blackframe is not logged out on any mission. With no signals received of any kind, the fate of this lone Decepticon is currently uncertain."
"So he left, wasn't expected to be gone long, then just... dropped off the grid. No signals out, no responses - guessing we can't track his location either?"
"With a signal strength of zero, it appears-" the vehicon began, then stopped as she held up a hand, taking a half-step backwards.
"If he'd run into a fight, he'd have signalled. Even if it was 'Oh Primus' he'd have sent something before getting taken out. But that doesn't account for-" jamming. The memory of the attack in the desert was very recent; the swarms of targeting drones, the electrical missiles, the explosive attack that could have blown her whole chassis into scraplet snacks. And the very thorough, pre-emptive jamming of all signals before the attack even begun.
"Reports indicate a misdriven vehicle of local law enforcement near to the last known coordinates of Superior Blackframe, shortly after drop-off," NRW-176 remarked cautiously, as if reading her processor. "No further updates from indigenous news at this time. We'll keep you posted."
"Those festering, scuttling little swarm-maggots wouldn't have the nerve," she breathed, while the slow-growing conviction bloomed within her that they most certainly would. "If you hear anything, let me know right away, alright?"
The vehicon steepled his hands on top of the console, nodding. "With the latest directive from our viewers implemented, there is little more we can do than wait. This is NRW-176, wishing you a good day."
Nodding with a brief, worried smile, Sparkplug stepped back and out into the hallways.
Okay. Who needed to know about this? The obvious answer was Commander Soundwave, but if any mech already knew, it would have to be him. So... why hadn't something happened? Was it just that she didn't know, and there were mecha already seeking Blackframe out?
Except the vehicons would probably know; certainly, the ones manning the bridge would see that kind of traffic. And NRW-176 sure hadn't.
Air-Commander Starscream, then. She didn't know where Commander Soundwave actually was - trying to guess at his movements was a fool's game at the best of times - but she could just casually walk past the Air-Commander's quarters and stop in for a quick, quick little check that some mecha was doing something about one of their own vanishing into thin air. He was a considerate mech that checked in on those under his command; he'd know, one way or the other.
She was most of the way through Blackridge's labyrinthine tunnels, turning the problem over and over in the depths of her processor, before she suddenly remembered something: Air-Commander Starscream wasn't in the quarters she was heading towards, not anymore. He'd been moved when the Warlord came back.
Rust and grit! Focus! Okay, he would probably still be quartered somewhere in the area. She just had to search a bit more thoroughly. She turned around, intending to head back towards the start of the section, and begin checking the turnings she'd walked past already.
And there was Megatron, a walking tower of bitterly impenetrable alloys and malice, heading straight down the corridor towards her.
Primus's chrome-plated exhaust vent!
If she said nothing, and she couldn't find Starscream - he was off out of the base, doing things she wasn't privy to or something - then she'd have to come back here. And then he'd ask why she hadn't just said something when she had the chance. That could be trouble. On the other hand, annoying him with trivia could also be trouble.
Her spectacular internal directory of cursing offered up a weary, oh, fuck.
Sparkplug straightened to attention, lifting her helm to catch the behemoth's gaze. He hates insubordination. Respectful, to the point, do not ramble. Go.
"Your pardon, my Lord," she began. "Blackframe - the mech who did not attend your briefing? - is missing. Has been for four day-cycles. No mission logged, no communications, no beacon. I suspect MECH involvement."