We are a literate, intermediate to advanced AU Transformers RPG Based off of the first season of TFP with dashes of other incarnations sprinkled here or there. Characters from any continuity are welcome however must be restyled to match the TFPrime universe.
Active, with ongoing plotlines, we are always willing to integrate new characters into storylines once incorporated into the setting.
Am I doing this? I'm doing this. 2022 is the year that Frag, Marry, Kill comes back!
KILL: Blue
Sorry little dude but he's like 8ft and Star is about a million feet tall by comparison. I just don't think it would work out! But he seems really nice and I'm sure they'd make great friends but for the purposes of this game... he's getting the hammer.
FRAG: Thundercracker
Possibly a weird choice for a bot who wants to kill all cons, but at least they have a mutual love for Earth culture going! Thundercracker also seems to enjoy a good, fair, fight, and while Star may not exactly agree on the whole honour thing she can at least respect him enough for trying. Kind of.
MARRY: Bumblebee
It was only ever going to end up being Bumblebee, wasn't it? He's one of the few bots she actually knows, not to mention he seems really cool and fun to hang out with! Plus there's that colourscheme... This one takes the mutual love for Earth culture that she has with Thundercracker up to 11. They could talk about superheroes, TV and comics all day! Not to mention he's fast and she's strong, they cover all the bases!
Now for the hardest part of this game, coming up with the next set! FRAG, MARRY, KILL: Crescent, Sunstreaker, Petrichor
Kill: Crescent seems like just such a good gosh darn boy- it was a close race! But unfortunately, he’s the one gettin’ the boot. Not because Patch doesn't like him or anything, but because he's scrawny, and she likely has the best chance of properly pounding him in a fight.
Frag: Sunstreaker.
What can I say? In a universe where Patch would fuck, Sunstreaker seems like she knows what she’s doing. Perhaps even into some fun stuff. Weather it’s a one time, one night thing, or even a more long-term -discussed with her marital partner, of course- arrangement, I think the two would work well enough together.
Marry: Petra!
Even putting aside that their personalities seem compatible, Petra’s just. Cute. What can I say? She seems like a trustworthy, intelligent, put together femme. They’re both total science nerds, so they’d have plenty to geek out about together! Not to mention that they both collect things! I can definitely see Patch trying to find good little rock gifts, and showing off her own lost human things every so often.
Let's start with teh easiest one on teh list to make a decision about. KILL WINDSHIELD!! Y'all know he has it coming, clock is going get punched so gosh darn hard, his ancestors will retroactively feel bruised.
Next up Avalanche! I'm sorry Ava, logistically you're just too much bigger than me to frag, though a tempting challenge nonetehless. Plus I kinda need someone strong and dependable to carry my broken aft around. So marry it is ^^
Quillion? I know you've got teh ahhh.. hands on skills, I've seen you move, I just hope you've got teh endurance because neitehr one of us will be walking in teh morning. Please just leave Epee in anotehr room kay?
Next round, I volunteer Cintra, Ravage, and Backwater ^^
You all thought you could escape Frag, Marry, Kill.
You were wrong.
KILL: Cintra? Now that is one fine-looking femme. If she weren’t twice as crazy as she is flashy, Lockdown would be after that in a sparkbeat. Unfortunately for Cintra though, one of the few lasting rules in Lockdown’s bafflingly complex and ever-shifting code is this: never stick it in crazy. Were it not for this one simple rule, he’d have for sure lost his helm a few times over by now. Lockdown is sure Flux will get over Cintra being scrapped in the end, especially considering his other alternatives! There’s always plenty more fish in the sea, big guy!
MARRY: Backwater is Lockdown’s kind of gal. Not so delicate that his ideas of “fun” might break her, and not so big and sturdy that she’d threaten Lockdown’s well-established image amongst Cybertronian kind. Backwater is a femme who isn’t afraid to get down and dirty, and seems to already harbor an attitude well-tailored to Lockdown’s particular pursuits. Even so, this one seemingly has some mileage in her to get a lot nastier– and Lockdown is all about keeping a bot like that around for the long haul.
FRAG: And so, that leaves the cat. Undoubtedly, Lockdown knows how to take a walk on the ‘wild’ side here and there, but the less said about this one the better. Enjoy, Ravage?
I need to go take a shower.
Up next on the chopping block are: Windshield, Hellion, Blitzwing
Last Edit: Dec 23, 2023 0:44:28 GMT -5 by Lockdown
KILL: Windsheild. Man, screw this guy. As if being a defector wasn't hard enough. Crescent will sit down tonight and pray to primus that every bird on earth sh*ts on Windshield
MARRY: Hellion is the only bot on this list who isn't a Decepticon, so she's the only suitable marriage candidate. Clearly. There is unfortunately the small matter of Crescent only being attracted to men. But don't fear Hellion! You'll both get killer tax benefits, and Crescent will make an awesome platonic housewife. He can cook a banger energon casserole and he's got that sweeping game on lock. Go earn that $$$ girlie hes got you covered
FRAG: We don't talk about the things we have to do for the cause
UP NEXT: Starkreiger. Nokta. Swindle.
Bonus: Blades.
Last Edit: Dec 23, 2023 1:33:30 GMT -5 by Crescent
It's finally back. After years of waiting and multiple characters, Frag, Marry, Kill is finally back.
KILL: Nokta Sorry Nokta, I'm sure your boyfriend loves you, but Hellion sure doesn't. Of all the Decepticons on this board, you're the only one she's got a bone to pick with. It was never going to work out. Plus, you were a Courier too, and maybe with a couple hundred extra holes riddled throughout your corpse, the admins will let someone else apply a Courier character.
FRAG: Starkrieger With Nokta eliminated, process of elimination leaves Krieg and Swindle. But we all know that Krieg only has eyes for one bot, and it's certainly not Hellion. You can't build a marriage when your sparkmate's eyes are on another mech's wing struts. So let's frag and get this one out of the way. Hellion can wear the stillettos, even though it won't make her much taller, at least it might remind Krieg of his one true love.
MARRY: Swindle And that just leaves Swindle, and a relationship you probably didn't see coming. A Wrecker and an amoral Arms Dealer? Well, an Arms Dealer is still an Arms Dealer, and there's nothing that Hellion leaves to deal with more than arms and ammunition. Sure, she might wake up one day missing most of her money, but Hellion was never really attached to those kind of things anyway. As long as he keeps his hands off her weapons (unless he wants to give her a cut, of course), and keeps her supplied, Swindle can do whatever he likes.
With that, I must go, but I leave for the next soul to play this game an offering: Flux, Jetfire and Halcyon!
It's her turn. Despite my protesting that the game isn't called "KILL KILL KILL", Knox has coerced me into giving you some much-needed Coldwind perspective.
KILL: Jetfire.
It couldn't have ever ended another way. You could think that I picked Jetfire because Coldwind is in cahoots with Starscream who may or may not feel ever-so-slighted over Jetfire swapping badges or maybe that she has some ideological differences with scientists and moralists, but it couldn't be further from the truth.
To put it simply, Jetfire is every bit her physical equal and she wants to enjoy herself. There is no further logic to it other than that she's out for blood and she's gonna get it and no amount of therapy is going to fix whatever is wrong with her. Sorry, Jetfire.
If it's any consolation, though, being killed by Coldwind is basically like being fragged by anybody else.
FRAG: Halcyon.
Of the two Autobots, she is the more unorthodox fighter and the wilder personality, both of which are qualities Coldwind admires to some extent. Perhaps enough to give her a chance, to fool around a bit. That she is an Autobot doesn't even matter that much. Coldwind is not big on loyalties. That all said, though, at the end of the day, there will be no cigarettes after fragging.
It'd be a miracle if the morning after didn't start with a bloody brawl.
MARRY: Flux.
He is stable, he is reliable, he is sturdy. He is someone Coldwind could boss around as much as she wanted and he's used to crazy since he has experience with Cintra. If she ever were to entertain that "ridiculous notion of romance" that is marriage, it would have to be with him. Of all three candidates, he is the only logical choice for a strong military femme.
And with that, here are your next three: Megatron, Lockdown, Pipette
I have been dragged to the jury's stand kicking and screaming (not really), so it's time to get Nue's...opinions on some individuals. Let's begin with the ultra mammoth in the room, shall we?
KILL: Lockdown
This one is on sight, frame one. If you put Nue in a room with this sleazy bag of scrap, it's gonna be a thunderdome with only one walking out alive. Maybe it's just that smarmy grin that ticks him off, or maybe Nue's got a longstanding grudge. Either way he's getting scrapped.
FRAG: Pipette
Sure she's cold and distant, but Nue loves it when they play hard to get. He'd pursue that catch even if she shot down every advance. After all, he's a chemist, she's a chemist...he's a raging sadist and she's got a masochistic streak. It's a match made in hell!
MARRY: Megatron
At the end of the day Nue is married to his work, and all of his fleeting fancies are just that- fleeting. So who better to marry than his employer? Megatron would be an awful lover and an even worse partner, but he's excitingly dangerous and gives Nue's leash enough slack for him to have fun. He always was a sucker for the awful ones after all...
and that's Nue done! For the next tag, i leave you: Swindle, Blades, and Crescent!
Welcome to Swindle's Casino! Tonight we host and present another round of Frag, Marry, Kill! Did we mention that entry was free? Of course not! Because nothing is free! A chunk of your soul has been taken as compensation! We thank you for understanding that we're all going to be eaten by Unicron anyways, so you wont be needing your souls. Also be sure to leave gratuity and tip your local Casino owner! Its the right thing to do!
Now we invite you to sit down and relax, drink water and allow us too honor and humor you!
Disclaimer- Swindle is not liable for any broken sparks. Any loss of money, body parts, personal items or lovers will not be replaced and may only be possibly returned for a hefty price. Please see guest services for more information.
Now lets get down to business... For we have some sorting to do...
KILL: CRESCENT
Some would think him an ideal partner! Love animals, adores nature, soft and kept to himself. 'Best house wife' type of vibe. Plus he probably likes long romantics walks on the beach! But the most notable feature? He is most definitely BROKE.
Sorry Crescent, Swindle is sure you're a nice guy, really, but you have nothing to offer to him... except perhaps he could sell Luna for a reasonable sum! And your T-cog will bring in some bonus cash! They're hard to come by these days! This sacrifice is for the Swindle's greater good! Promise!
MARRY: BLADES
OK. FIRST. CONFESSIONS. It's a contract that Swindle made you sign, Blades. He'll never tell you its fake. It's just a contract forged to look like official documents simply because you're a medic. You are useful. Now you're a multi purpose tool in the conmech's subspace who wont charge him for any type of services should he need them! CONGRADULATIONS!
For compensation, you have obtained your own private quarters in the basement of the casino with your own personal medbay. He'll also provide you with whatever medical supplies you need so long as you install all his latest and greatest mods! HURRAYYYYYYY A POCKET HEALERRRR!!
FRAG: SWINDLE
Look, nothing really needs to be explained here. It was always a 'me, myself, and I' situation for Swindle. Those bright purple optics? His sharp enticing fangs. His charming way with words? He knows whats up, truly. How else do you think he pulls clients in?
He knows it. You know it. They know it. He's hot.
Though unfortunately he has tastes, and his tastes are EXPENSIVE. And out of this category? He's the only one who excessively succeeds his own standards.
We thank you for your participation! And now we select three random contestants for the next game!
It's that time! After dodging jury duty repeatedly, we're way overdue to see Starkrieger offered up as tribute. No one tell Flatline he's not a part of the lineup, his spark might not be able to take it.
KILL: Carbine
Could it have been anyone else? Not only is he the only non-Seeker option, and an Autobot, but he's a fraud. Carbine doesn't belong in the skies, he knows it, and more importantly so does Krieg. It's high time someone remind the grounders that they aren't welcome on Seeker turf.
The only downside? It does mean the Autobot's 'best boy' will likely also get scrapped in the process... Maybe the Spymaster could be persuaded to take Bolo in?
FRAG: Thundercracker
Not a hard call on this one. A mech that's easy on the optics, has a shapely pair set of wings - and - is an ace flier? What's not to love? ... Well probably the whole hostility towards his trineleader thing. As a Seeker that lost his own trine, Starkrieger would be hard pressed not to smack some sense into Thundercracker at every turn. Couple that with the betrayal of the Winglord of Vos? Krieg will be able to put it aside for a round or two in the berth, but that's about it.
MARRY: Starscream
Did anyone not see this coming? Well actually, Krieg wouldn't. Of the mecha available, Starscream is the only one that he'd see as being out of his league (yes you lawless reprobates, social status matters). But, he has already pledged his wings to his lord, why not make it official? Don't worry Starscream, nothing has to change. Hand over the 'honey do' list, and everything will be taken care of!
... Just, please don't lock him out of the base if there's a spat. If he has to find a place to hide out, he might never figure out how to come home.
Next Set: Dreadwing, Thundercloud, Nue (special thanks to Knox for the name wheel suggestion)
Last Edit: Jan 5, 2024 0:35:25 GMT -5 by Starkrieger
Whoo boy. Petrichor doesn’t like to play these kinds of games, but I’ve managed to peer-pressure the answers outta her for all of our amusement. (I promised I wouldn’t tell anyone.) Poor, naive femme.
Marry: Thundercloud
Not just because he’s the only Autobot on this list, but also because Petrichor is a patient and stubborn femme who’s probably better at getting people to crack than she will ever know. Sort of like with geodes. Some careful attention, a few gentle taps here and there - maybe a bit of manhandling and quiet cursing if necessary - but eventually she’ll reveal the precious stones within! And Thundercloud would no doubt be a tough geode to crack. All the confusion, and disagreements…and undoubted teasing and hurt feelings Petra’d be subjected to… Yeah, it’d be pretty rough in the early stages, but they’d figure it out eventually. Probably. Petra is sure Thundercloud would be worth all the effort in the end though! I mean, what’s not to love about a big, secret softie? Sorry, Thundercloud, that particular secret would not be safe with Petrichor.
Frag: Dreadwing
Between an honor-bound, respect-driven, imposing airborne tank and a shifty, drug-dealing, sadistic twist, Petra’s going with the one who’s less likely to try and experiment with a new narcotic on her while she’s vulnerable. At least Dreadwing would probably keep his word to any kind of *ahem* arrangement. And then they could go their separate ways respectfully. Well, most likely limp away for one of them. I'm sure you can guess which. You can practically feel the mortification and embarrassment radiating off of her.
Kill: Nue
Nue, I’m sure there’s a spark of good to be found in you somewhere if given a chance - Petrichor seems to think everyone has one - but I’m sorry. You’re in her cross-hairs. Don’t worry, so long as you hold still long enough, you wouldn’t even know what hit you. Quick, painless, what better fate could a soldier in an endless war ask for? Just know that your face will haunt her dreams along with everyone else's that she’s seen fall from afar within that final snapshot window of hers.
Next up: Rain, Skirmisher, Vega
Last Edit: Jan 8, 2024 2:32:10 GMT -5 by Petrichor